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20/08/2003 The Crew, Frome, Somerset, UK Last Night (19th August 03), a small group of pixies, annoyed that E$$0 is continuously and relentlessly attempting to screw up the planet, descended on their nearest E$$0 station, and rendered all the pumps inoperable in time for the busy Wednesday rush hour and market day. When the staff arrived to open up for the day, they were greeted with enormous amounts of expanding foam cavity filler inside the nozzles, and some very decorative artwork on the forecourt floor. Looking very puzzled, the staff called the police, who arrived and took details before leaving in laughter. The pixies, satisfied that they had done a good thing well, silently crept out of the bush they had been hiding in, and went home to the trees for breakfast. [Previous entry: "Editors resign over sceptic science"] [Main Index] [Next entry: "Arctic ice shelf breaks in two"] |
Latest Campaign News KYOTO MARCH - Saturday 12 February 2005 In February the Kyoto Protocol finally comes into force. Join the Campaign Against Climate Change on a march in central London to mark the occassion by protesting the US' refusal to join the Protocol. Assemble at Lincoln's Inn Fields at 11.30. For more information go to www.campaign againstclimatechange.net Esso up to old tricks on Kyoto Governments from around the world met in Buenos Aires to discuss protecting the climate under the Kyoto Protocol. Greenpeace sent a delegation to the conference to keep an eye on the activities of Esso and other fossil fuel lobbies.more "Global warming is a conspiracy against America" As a taste of what is to come during a second Bush term Myron Ebell, an advisor to President Bush on climate issues, recently argued that global warming is a myth cooked up by the EU to 'hamper American competitiveness'... more Russia Ratifies The Russian parliament have voted to ratify the Kyoto Protocol, which brings the treaty into force... more Chief Scientist: we need immediate action on climate change "Action is affordable, inaction is certainly not," says Sir David King, the UK governments chief scientist...more |
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